Comedy Conversation Between Two Friends – 1
Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
Friend 2: No, what happened?
Friend 1: He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
Friend 2: (laughs) That’s terrible.
Friend 1: I know, right? But it’s hilarious at the same time.
Friend 2: Do you know why the tomato turned red?
Friend 1: No, why?
Friend 2: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Friend 1: (laughs) Okay, that one was pretty good.
Friend 2: I’m full of terrible jokes like that.
Friend 1: Well, keep ’em coming. I could use a good laugh.
Friend 2: Alright, here’s another one. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Friend 1: I don’t know, why?
Friend 2: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Friend 1: (laughs) That’s a classic.
Friend 2: I try my best.
Friend 1: Well, you’re doing a great job. Keep those terrible jokes coming.
Friend 2: Will do. I have a million of ’em.
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Comedy Conversation Between Two Friends – 2
Friend 1: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Friend 2: I don’t know, why?
Friend 1: Because they make up everything.
Friend 2: (laughs) That’s so bad it’s good.
Friend 1: I know, right? It’s one of my favourites.
Friend 2: Alright, here’s one for you. Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Friend 1: I don’t know, why?
Friend 2: Because they’re shellfish.
Friend 1: (laughs) Okay, that one was pretty clever.
Friend 2: Thanks, I try. Here’s another one. What do you call fake spaghetti?
Friend 1: I have no idea.
Friend 2: An impasta.
Friend 1: (laughs) That one made me groan, but I love it.
Friend 2: I’m glad you’re enjoying my terrible jokes.